Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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