Plan B is the new Plan A
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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