Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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