I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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