escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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