She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sext me about skeletons
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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