What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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