2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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