Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Randomize
