You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well I just put wine in my tea
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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