"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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