I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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