Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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