I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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