i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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