Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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