Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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