whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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