Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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