sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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