Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
