Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Randomize