I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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