whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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