return my video game
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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