bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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