i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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