I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We are two peas in an std pod
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Pooping to opera.
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