god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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