Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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