Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
