it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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