Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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