"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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