I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just invented taco cereal.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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