Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just want nice things and good sex
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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