Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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