Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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