Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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