Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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