How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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