wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Actions speak louder than pants.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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