another moral hangover. fuck.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
whose ass print is on the piano?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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