SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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