So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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