That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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