I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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