I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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