Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize