You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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