Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
