If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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