the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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