Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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